Master Praiser here, with a very special announcement. . .
Due to the over whelming success of our In Praise of Exploitation blog, we are pleased as punch to unveil our newest endeavor. . .
This is a very special project that we have been toiling away on for a decade. . . A Book!
PRESS RELEASE*
In Praise of Exploitation blogspot announces the first release of our publishing wing, In Praise of Exploitation Press.
Demented Dwarfs, Murderous Midgets and Lecherous Lil' People in the Italian Gothic Horror Film, Volume I, 1959-1963, or DDMMLLPITIGHF, for short, will be available for purchase on multiple platforms sometime in the future.
Hardcover Book
Softcover Book
No Cover Book
Cover With No Pages Edition
Edition Where Every Eleventh Word Is "Razzmatazz"
Kindle
Audible
Who isn't afraid of those who are different from them? Especially those who may have been born vertically challenged. Movie history has shown time and again that people of small stature tend to be devious, conniving, violent, sex freaks (Denizens of Munchkinland excluded. . . Though, some of the members of the Lollipop Guild looked a little sketchy). In the Italian gothic genre, these miniature men tend to be cretinous creepers, who live in dark castles, carrying out the bidding of a much taller person, typically a mad doctor or vampire. Whether it be grave robbing, kidnapping, murder or reaching into those low nooks and crannies, that their normal sized betters can't get to, these unforgettable characters played a major part in the genre.
Book Factoids:
343 Not so Glossy, Black and White, Smudgy Pages
Language- English with a little Patois
Over 8 Illustrations!
Forward by renowned gothic film scholar Sir Christopher Berrycloth
Forward by renowned little person scholar Scooter MacTavish
Forward by nuts and berries expert Aspen Chandler
Finally! The definitive study of a much loved, but woefully, inadequately covered genre of horror films. Chapters on each film will include production histories, cast biographies, actor's heights - both in feet and inches and also centimetres and metres, in depth analysis, recipes and hints from Heloise.
As you can imagine, these are exciting times here at the In Praise of Exploitation blog. Rest assured that DDMMLLPITIGHF will not be the only special announcement from us, as our future contains, more books and merchandise out the ass. . . Including T-shirts, watches, a line of craft beers and an adorable blanket. We also plan to increase the awareness of this blog by branching out with a podcast, Facebook and Myspace pages.
We will keep you updated as more details become finalized.
* NOTE: Book cover shown, may not be the final book cover
* NOTE: Books final content may not be a reflection of books title
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